'[A] bitingly humorous and appealingly weird action-adventure narrative studded with surreal illustrations by Cluskey.'
- Publishers Weekly
'A cross between A Series of Unfortunate Events and Hansel and Gretel, this is a whimsical and suspenseful story about two formerly homeschooled orphans. . . . Fans of Lemony Snicket and Western fairy tales will devour this darkly humorous read.'
- School Library Journal
'. . . the piquant tale is rich in twists made all the more delicious by Cluskey's retro-style illustrations and the narrative's mildly gothic tone.'
- Booklist
'[A] comically arch third-person narrator. . . a pleasingly over-the-top villain surrounded by ridiculously self-serving sycophants . . . edgy, stylish, black-and-white illustrations that have a retro feeling and enhance the drama. A deliciously satisfying romp.'
- Kirkus Reviews